10 Toys My Child Doesn't Need But Whatever
If parenthood has taught me anything, it's that you will spend stupid amounts of money on incredibly useless things. Why? Because kids'/baby companies have figured out how to prey on parents' wallets by making the cutest shit. So now I continually spend my days filling up carts on various websites with toys, teethers, and snuggly things that make me squee. Here's some stuff you definitely don't need:
Liewood Silicone Cupcakes, $27
Smallable
These teething-friendly cupcakes ... is it weird that I want to put one into my adult mouth?
Tender Leaf Toys Babyccino Maker, $54.99
Maisonette
Might as well get them started on a bankrupting habit at a young age, right?
Little Dutch Stroller Activity Book, $23.99
Scandiborn
My justification: This is a precursor to Moby Dick, right?
Moonie Organic Humming Bear, $85
Allen Rose
It's a huggable nightlight and sound machine in one! Choose from white noise, heartbeat, lullaby, and others. And bonus: The "cry detector" will restart your selected noise if baby starts fussing.
Konges Slojd Stacking Pear, $58
Born Baby
I'll never stop Scandifying my nursery, $58 at a time.
Smallable
This lovey looks slightly worn-in, which somehow makes it even more adorable?
Little Auroras
$37 for a teeny-tiny mirror? Worth it.
Maisonette
His name is Caldwell. CALDWELL!
Konges Slojd Activity Ring, $37
Little Auroras
Three new friends! Endless opportunities to give them cute names.
Little Dutch Rainbow Abacus, $21.99
Scandiborn
Take my money, please.